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Total Medals Earned: 754 (From 180 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,300 Points

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Arkandian Crusade

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/85 points)

Dungeon Delver 5 Points

Fully clear a dungeon.

Arkandian Celebrity 5 Points

Reach a total fame of over 1000

Suit Up! 5 Points

Have over 50 Protection

Ascended Being 10 Points

Complete the Ascended campaign

Richie Rich 10 Points

Have over 10,000gp at one time.

It's no Mystery 50 Points

Reach the bottom of the mystery dungeon

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 9/17 (220/480 points)

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Barca Vs Bieber

Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/780 points)

Bojan win 5 Points

win Bojan stage

Vila win 5 Points

win Vila stage

Xavi win 10 Points

win Xavi stage

Pique win 10 Points

win Pique stage

Alves win 25 Points

win Alves stage

Bojan gold 25 Points

achieve gold medal on Bojan stage

Iniesta win 25 Points

win Iniesta stage

Puyol win 25 Points

win Puyol stage

Vila gold 25 Points

achieve gold medal on Vila stage

bieber is dead 50 Points

end the game

Iniesta gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage

Messi win 50 Points

win Messi stage

Pique gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Pique stage

Puyol gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Puyol stage

Xavi gold 50 Points

achieve gold medal on Xavi stage

Alves gold 100 Points

achieve gold medal on Alves stage

Messi gold 100 Points

achieve gold medal on Messi stage

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BearBound

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)

Merit Badge 10 Points

Find the camp.

Look Down on Me 25 Points

Find the secret temple.

StarBound 25 Points

Find the rocket ship.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bear it all 25 Points

Get a career.

Bobby's adventure

Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/110 points)

I'll just have one 5 Points

Eat your first cookie

Killing spree 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies

Stockpile 5 Points

Have over 50 lives

Super killing spree 5 Points

Kill 25 enemies

The bigger they are 5 Points

Defeat the boss

OM NOM NOM 10 Points

Eat all the food in the game

I hate spikes 10 Points

No deaths from spikes

MY BOMB!!! 10 Points

Dont drop the bomb

Speed run 10 Points

Complete game under 5 min

Thats a lot of bodies 10 Points

Kill all of the enemies

Unnecessary calories 10 Points

Keep your lives under 15

What a day 25 Points

Complete the game

Bullet Heaven

Medals Earned: 5/32 (45/600 points)

Boom 5 Points

Use a bomb for the first time.

I Like Swords 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Matt.

Shooter 10 Points

Kill 300 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points

Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Stray Bullets 5 Points

Get killed with no enemies on screen.

500k 10 Points

Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Angel Wings 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Bullet Hell 10 Points

Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Counter Attack 10 Points

Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

Gold Farmer 10 Points

Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

Killer 10 Points

Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Max Power 10 Points

Fully upgrade all stats

Millionaire 10 Points

Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points

Fully upgrade any stat.

Punching Bag 10 Points

Get hit 100 times in total.

Shields On 10 Points

Collect 100 power ups in total.

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points

Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Anna.

Bronze Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

Bullet Master 25 Points

Complete all bonus levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Pacifism 25 Points

Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

The End 25 Points

Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points

Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points

Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points

Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Captain Fugly

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)

Rank I 5 Points

Reach level 8

Rank II 10 Points

Reach level 15

Rank III 10 Points

Reach Level 22

Rank IV 25 Points

Reach Level 29

Rank V 25 Points

Complete all 35 levels.